Hoodoo Highway

Something sexy about dual tubs.....

Ok, so every time I see the Cialis commercials with the couples who are just about to "do it" when someone (be it kids, grandkids, folks throwing them a surprise party, etc..) shows up and they have to wait till later to do the nasty - I cringe. I roll my eyes and then I wonder.....

There is the white couple with the lady with the long silver hair. They visit with the kids and grandkids, all the while exchanging lustful looks and then...when the kids leave they get in the car and drive to a lighthouse to have an ice cream cone??? What the hell?

Now there is a black couple that come home and exchange those "knowing glances" at the door when SURPRISE a whole house full of people surprise them with a party. Throughout the party they whisper to each other and share that "little secret smile" and when the guests leave??? They get in those damn dual tubs outside and sit in the dark holding hands. Just like this white couple over here on the right.

What the hell is up with this dual bathtub thing? Number 1, does anyone have a freaking bathtub outside? Number 2, does anyone have two of them? Do you haul these claw foot tubs, which weigh lots, to the grand canyon, to the lake, to the hillside, pull them out, put water in them, strip down nekkid and hop in? All the while just waiting for that Cialis to kick in....then what? You share a tub, outside?

Disturbing, that is all I can say. I can just see Michael and I putting two claw foot tubs in our back yard, side by side. Yep, there we would sit, nekkid, drinking a Shiner, swatting mosquitoes and trying to ignore the incredulous stares of our neighbors as we sit and wait for that Cialis to kick in. Umm hmmm I am feeling all warm and sexy now just thinking about that. Pulllleeeze!!

posted by Deb @ 5:59 PM